my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
Anonymous asked: You say you want love. You want a pure good man. You want a companion. But you have had many before and will have many in the future. And what might bring you down is that once you have love, you won't wont it. For you have begun to long for what "love" has built itself up to be, in your own mind. You have gotten used to being alone. Being alone, with the longing for pure love, all encompassing, it's better than the real thing. But you already know that don't you.